noobtheloser:

I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

beyoncescock:

billyteddys:

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

this is the end

cathugging:

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

critical-perspective:

irlmisha:

WHAT IS GOING ON

G E N T L E M E N

mori-sketchbook:

My Awoken OC from Destiny2~

potionxshop:

“I had no idea we were fated to carry such a heavy destiny.”

thebootydiaries:

itzjessie:

thebootydiaries:

some nerd: hey do u know how to read 

 me (cool and has a skateboard): no

Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.

i have a skateboard